Hello good reader! You've clicked on "about," which leads me to believe you want to know more about me. Yes, I am clearly very intuitive.

In addition to my incredible astuteness (see above), I am a lover of food, music, travel, family and laughing. I am also a wife, mother, friend, sister, daughter whose self-appointed role is typically that of clown. I attempt to make all of the people in my life laugh utilizing various methods of wit, communication and humiliation. My joke success rate is like a cupcake: when they're good, they're really good, but given their frequency and saturation in the world, there are also some average ones, and some that are simply no good. In addition, I typically use way too many words to say what I am saying, hence my need for unnecessary analogies like the cupcake one you just read.

I spent several successful years in therapy. I am a big believer in the many benefits of therapy. I am also a big believer that you cannot bring a tiny child with you to your therapist and expect to get any work done. So, baby in, therapy out. Now I have this site on which I can unleash my innermost psychological issues, or my rants about dog poo... depending on the day.

I had my high school yearbook quote ready to go four years in advance only to find out my senior year that my high school yearbook didn't do quotes, so here you go:
"In a world full of people only some want to fly, isn't that crazy." - Seal

I hope you will not only enjoy reading my blog, but tell a friend if you do. If something resonates or makes you laugh, won't you please tell me too. If I offend you in any way, I do apologize in advance. This paragraph will rhyme just like a poem if I end it with the word dance. Or pants.

"I tend to be rather inconsequential and trail off" - Edward Gorey

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